I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
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