After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
