at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
A bitchslap is in order.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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