Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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