put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Your mouth is God's brothel.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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