any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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