a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
