**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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