How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Randomize
