Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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