is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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