we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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