Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's no shave November. This is our time.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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