I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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