I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
