my being single is dangerous.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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