Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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