You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Can I color on your dick again?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
