Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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