As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
why is half of my head shaved?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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