I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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