I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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