the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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