so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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