that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
false alarm, still single
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