Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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