love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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