So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
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