Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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