I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Found the puke drawer
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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