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I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
its not stalking. its research.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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