oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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