you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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