belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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