his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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