If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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