I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just want to make out with him forever
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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