Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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