Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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