This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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