problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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