Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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