This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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