okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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