so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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