it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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