So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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