So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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