I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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