Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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