I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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