Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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