He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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